Tete-A-Tete at the Milkysuite 4: Mr_Perk

The first guest of the Diva series is:

Mr Perk

Like my first 2 guests, I knew Mr. Perk because of The Morning Rush. He is one of the most popular and most active rushers. You would know he’s a brainy person because of his witty entries. If you’ll notice he would always send entries on the first half of the show.
We actually met because of my baby. We didn’t really hit it off at first, but it didn’t mean that we were mad at each other. Anyway, after we talked during Dru’s birthday dinner we became good friends. Next thing I knew we, plus my baby, Helki and Dru, were in a group called PCD because of Twitter. Since then, we would always talk about each other’s “love life” and would always exchange advice, violent reactions and bloody comments (lol). Personally, I’ve observed that Perky (as we fondly call herm (her/him)) is really lovable and the Rushers, even C & D, can attest to this.

Without more ado, here’s my fun interview with herm.

mr_perk, how’s your stay on milkysuite so far???
excited na kinakabahan.. may libreng fresh milk daw balita ko. plus i’m a big fan of your show.. you know that.

hahahahahahaha! why thank you! do you know that you’re a lovable person kasi you’re very appreciative and interesting? how many fans do you think you ve got?
awww meron? hay i think kelangan na talagang i solve ni PNoy ang lumalalang case ng drug addiction sa Pinas kung ganun. lol i’m touched. fans talaga? well i don’t know siguro mahilig lang talaga ang mga tao sa mga honest and bitchy na tao.

Fill in the blank: i went to the sea asu-suma-sa-e asu-ma-sa o alright everybody _______
she sells sea shells on the seashore? LOL suso nito kairita na tongue twister tuloy ako… lol
ay wait sorry sa mga loyal viewers na R-18 naman ako dun..

LMAO! Comment on this: When i went to the booth for the birthday video message for my baby, I told C & D about the first time we met (you know what, where and with who hehe) Delle said: Buti walang hair pulling na nangyari
(i ll tell you what i told her once you ve answered this =) )
haha gosh.. one of the usual bitchy moment ko yun. i’m not proud of it. embarrassing sobra but i’m happy we became friends after that.

i told her na we were matured enough to talk about it so all s well that ends di ba? and good thing you became my friend! =))

yeah.. pero hanggang ngayon natatawa pa rin ako sa mga hirit ko. that’s part of the past. and iloveyou you know that. Hihihi

awww i love you too ( shet tayo na ba? char!) i love PCD &
I ♥ club! so true i <3 club btw, i unfollowed her na…hahaha just today.

You know i’m wholesome so let’s test your virginity este knowledge…
ay nakiliti ako sa next topic *napakapit sa kinauupuan*

what s/are the first thing/s that come/s into your mind when you hear these:
facial
fellatio
bareback
handjob
cunnilingus

facial – acne yan talaga.
fellatio – tempting..
bareback – not ready for it
handjob – nakakatamad
cunnilingus – funny i dont know this

you don t know cunnilingus?? you re “straight” nga!!! hahahahha how about brocha?

brocha di ba may song ito binibi-brocha.. ay nakakakiliti lalo na kung may moustache (‘teh tamang bang spelling? hahaha)

Tamaaa!!! hahahaha! kung ikaw ay maging porn star, ano title ng first movie mo?
haha funny thing is i really dreamt of becoming one.. that time TALSIK yung naisip kong launching movie..

Since we re both music addicts, name me ur current top 5 songs & tell us who do you dedicate these songs to?

hirap ng 5 songs. ganito
honestly by bethany joy galeotti – madrama kasi ako eh it goes to no one in particular
marry me by train
i’m yours by the script kasi napaka romantic.. to my future love.. sana kantahin nya sa akin ng alang salwal LOL
get to you and cry for my Cookie Monster.. the 1st song kasi is kinda our song.. then cry kasi umiyak sya sa harap ko to say sorry eh FUNNY!
to set things straight lang ha CM is my “pseudo-Ex” haha

hahahaha! naaliw ako sa mga sagot mo pramis! lalo na sa walang salawal si poljeffrey ba ang tinutukoy mo dun? o si albert? Lol

yuck albert are you okay? i don’t like na your show haha.. gosh ayan poljeffrey is so cute kainis.. kinikilig ako.. teka may surprise ba? may phone patch ba from Aussie or nandito sya live? i knew it he likes me talaga.. hahaha *ilusyanada mode*

hahahahahahaha! shet naubusan ng load ang milkysuite kaya di pa natawagan. papabili ako ng budget card. =)
how could i forget this question? why Mr Perk? (Of course there are rushers and fans that don t know why)

ay ayokong mag plug.. lol actually nasa tab yun ng blog ko sa all about.. pero to answer that I’m a big fan of Friends kasi then back in 96 kelangan kong mag-isip ng witty and retentive e-mail address so naisip ko yung central “perk” ng cafe ng Friends.. checked perk sa dictionary w/c means cheerful sabi ko ay match sa personality ko then ayun.. sorry ha ang haba ng novel ko LOL

ay di ba kasi dahil laging perky ang boobs mo? hindi ba yon? Lol
‘teh bagsak na nga yung boobs ko eh. Lol

eto ang salamin ni kuya bhoy (nabasag na pero binuo ko ulit) you see edzcel 10 yrs from now, how would he/she look like?

ay salamin *hello hello* well, i can see myself as the edzcel today but happier. i’d prolly be retired by then and malamang isang plain housewife na mahilig magtravel with his husband.. by then my documentary na ko sa nat geo adventure..

Describe these ppl/partners in one word:
perk and czarovic – reunited
perk & Stephen – type!
Perk & dru – brothers
Dru & targrod - impossible
mushroom nose and you-know-who – so fetch
sashapurse & hellgirl – IDOLS!!!! i love them so much.. natitibo nga ako sa kanilang 2 eh LOL

UMMMM juicy yung reunited ha!! hahahha
haha flirting lan yun. as usual haha

Sino ka sa mga Disney princesses?
feeling ko lang ha si arielle kasi i really love swimming and being under water. pero pwede ring si beauty LOL

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
ay problem nyan hindi ako artistic so malamang ang ending abstract yan.

Let’s say magretire na sina C & D, what will you do in the morning if there’s no more morning rush?

naku playlist galore ako nyan.. with my 160 gb. haha *yabang* pati sa mga haters.. itouch itouch LOL ay ipod touch pala dapat.

Thanks a lot friend!!! That’s all for now kasi may part 2 pa to. Hehehehe
hey thanks din for the guesting…

Stay tuned for part 2.